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When Alistair Ponce Came to To When Alistair Ponce Came to TownWhen Alistair Ponce Came to To by ~VoyeuristicIntent
When Alistair Ponce came to town,
The peoples clapped and cheered,
For none had seen such fashioness
On such a tawdry weird.
He stood a-tall at six-foot nine
And weighed at thirteen stone
The silkliness of his purply suit
Did hide his skin and bone.
His wavy hair a-brown and grayed
Did tossel in the wind.
His smile and cool appraising stare
Their cautions did rescind.
His mussy-stash beneath his nose
Had hid his speeching lips.
His eyes entranced the eager crowd;
He lulled them with his quips.
When spoke he did, and well he did,
The peoples hushed and heard,
As ravenous as hunger they
Consu
A Batch of Haikus - Vol. 1 BakeryA Batch of Haikus - Vol. 1 by ~VoyeuristicIntent
Fat faces out front
Licking at a window pane
Staring at the cakes
The Drunk
Face down in the street
Expelling last night’s partake
In front of the bar
Stranded On Mars
Frigid nights alone
Oxygen tanks near empty
Six months from the Earth
Postal Dispatcher
Postage-stamped letters
All sorted into hampers
Going on their way
My Love
My Victoria
You are my center, my life
Without You I’m lost
A.D.D. I - A Mental Purging Ramblety PambletyA.D.D. I - A Mental Purging by ~VoyeuristicIntent
Spinning a spoof
Harbinger Bar-binger
Forlorn and aloof
Catch-as-catch-can
Saskatchewan
Hankity Pankity
Jessica Hahn
Higglety Pigglety
Running amok
Lufus O’Dufus
A jive and a schmuck
Publish the rubbish
Bemoan the dull rabble
Bemuse and refuse
Confound the damn babble
A Thousand channels of Nothing I sit on my over inflated posteriorA Thousand channels of Nothing by ~VoyeuristicIntent
With the remote in my hand...
*Click*
*Click*
*Click*
I stare at the screen,
My eyes unblinking...
*Click*
*Click*
*Click*
I can't believe that people
Actually get paid money...
*Click*
*Click*
*Click*
To put this stuff on the air
And then have the gall...
*Click*
*Click*
*Click*
To not kill themselves for
Poisoning our tiny little minds...
*Click*
*Click*
*Click*
With such irrelevent...
Hey, "Survivor's" on!
Sta.sh
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