OK, at the risk of driving away the few people watching me, I have decided to break my policy of anti-socialism and submit some of my very bad poems to DA.

I am NOT a professional author.

I am NOT an amateur writer.

I barely passed high school english.

My psychiatrist says this sort of thing is good therapy. My parole officer said its a good way to spot warning signs of "impending incidents". The voices in my head tell me to vote for Mr. Spock in '08...

I accept no responsibility for the damage or mental anguish that reading my very bad poetry will cause, and because this sort of thing has not yet been regulated by the FDA, I decided to put this out there and see what happens....

....the voices are happy....