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When Alistair Ponce Came to ToWhen Alistair Ponce Came to Town
When Alistair Ponce came to town, The peoples clapped and cheered, For none had seen such fashioness On such a tawdry weird.
He stood a-tall at six-foot nine And weighed at thirteen stone The silkliness of his purply suit Did hide his skin and bone.
His wavy hair a-brown and grayed Did tossel in the wind. His smile and cool appraising stare Their cautions did rescind.
His mussy-stash beneath his nose Had hid his speeching lips. His eyes entranced the eager crowd; He lulled them with his q When Alistair Ponce Came to To
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A Batch of Haikus - Vol. 1Bakery Fat faces out front Licking at a window pane Staring at the cakes

The Drunk Face down in the street Expelling last night’s partake In front of the bar

Stranded On Mars Frigid nights alone Oxygen tanks near empty Six months from the Earth

Postal Dispatcher Postage-stamped letters All sorted into hampers Going on their way

My Love My Victoria You are my center, my life Without You I’m lost A Batch of Haikus - Vol. 1
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A.D.D. I - A Mental PurgingRamblety Pamblety Spinning a spoof Harbinger Bar-binger Forlorn and aloof
Catch-as-catch-can Saskatchewan Hankity Pankity Jessica Hahn
Higglety Pigglety Running amok Lufus O’Dufus A jive and a schmuck
Publish the rubbish Bemoan the dull rabble Bemuse and refuse Confound the damn babble A.D.D. I - A Mental Purging
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A Thousand channels of NothingI sit on my over inflated posterior
With the remote in my hand... *Click* *Click* *Click*
I stare at the screen,
My eyes unblinking... *Click* *Click* *Click*
I can't believe that people Actually get paid money... *Click* *Click* *Click*
To put this stuff on the air And then have the gall... *Click* *Click* *Click*
To not kill themselves for Poisoning our tiny little minds... *Click* *Click* *Click*
With such irrelevent... Hey, "Survivor's" on! A Thousand channels of Nothing
by ~VoyeuristicIntent

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I'm warning you....

Wed Sep 24, 2008, 9:05 AM

Listening to: the voices inside my head...
Reading: the computer screen, what else?
Watching: the neighbor mow his lawn
Playing: nothing, cuz i'm on the computer -can't multi-task
Eating: PBnJ
Drinking: Water, water, and more water

OK, at the risk of driving away the few people watching me, I have decided to break my policy of anti-socialism and submit some of my very bad poems to DA.

I am NOT a professional author.

I am NOT an amateur writer.

I barely passed high school english.

My psychiatrist says this sort of thing is good therapy. My parole officer said its a good way to spot warning signs of "impending incidents". The voices in my head tell me to vote for Mr. Spock in '08...

I accept no responsibility for the damage or mental anguish that reading my very bad poetry will cause, and because this sort of thing has not yet been regulated by the FDA, I decided to put this out there and see what happens....

....the voices are happy....

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Current Residence: State of Chaos, about 2 blocks from the 'Twilight Zone'
deviantWEAR sizing preference: 3XL
Print preference: legible
Interests: writing bad poetry, web surfing, global government conspiracies
Favourite movie: LOTR, Star Wars, George Romero Zombie movies, AND Shaun of the Dead, Duck Soup,
Favourite band or musician: Beatles, Jethro Tull, Evanesence, Alice in Chains, Green Day, Disturbed, Godsmack, etc..ALSO Project
Favourite genre of music: Rock (modern, alternative, progressive, classic....); ALSO Irish traditional & contemporary
Favourite artist: too many to list...
Favourite poet or writer: Victoria Compton
Favourite photographer: my sister
Favourite style of art: no faves; whatever catches my eye
Operating System: Windows Vista (and it SUCKS!)
MP3 player of choice: the one that plays my self-help recordings
Shell of choice: Taco...
Wallpaper of choice: wallpaper? i prefer latex....
Skin of choice: female
Favourite game: but there are so many.......
Favourite gaming platform: table (preferably upright)
Favourite cartoon character: Dr. Girlfriend
Personal Quote: Nobody ever listens to me, especially when I'm RIGHT!
Tools of the Trade: a d20, cold pizza, a case of JOLT & old issues of 'Amazing Stories'

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*mic-ardant Aug 25, 2009, 6:11:03 AM

Thanks for the favs, Mike, my friend.
mic

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My pictures are more fluid illustrations's attempts of fugacious
phantasms that transitory illustrations's research of a reality which
would flee objectivity.
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*photofenia Jul 26, 2009, 8:54:35 AM

for the fav

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=songster69 Jul 17, 2009, 6:33:43 AM

Thanks for faving K-On : Piano Solo

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*hennanights Jul 7, 2009, 9:07:34 PM

A random

from a random deviant

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Bob Carlos Clarke said of his wife Lindsey once "It takes a strong woman to be with a man that is obsessed with photographing the woman at the next table...."

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